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Friday, April 14, 2017

RETRO REMAKE DONE RIGHT

Have you got a Switch yet?
(I hear they're pretty hard to come by at the moment...)

If you have, and if you're a retro game lover like me, you've no doubt bought Blaster Master Zero, the remake of the original N.E.S. game that I played way back when...
 
 
I just finished it today (it took a while, since it was directly competing with Zelda in the early days...) and I can say that this is a great example of how to do a retro remake. It certainly FEELS like the old game, but if you look at the two side-by-side, you can see how much of a facelift it actually had.

Now, the game's not perfect. By modern standards, there are still a number of old-school annoyances. For example, why are there a heap of on-foot levels that serve no purpose whatsoever, and just leave you at a dead-end? That's not good game design, that's just padding with no purpose.

I also found the game pretty darn easy, until I hit Area 7 near the end of the game, then the difficulty suddenly ramped RIGHT up, in frustrating ways. But not impossible. (I recently played through all three Shovel Knight games, and they're much more difficult and frustrating than this...)

But Blaster Master Zero is fully, legitimately a replacement for the original game. I know it might sound sacrilegious, but there's really no point in going back to play the N.E.S. version anymore, except for nostalgia's sake. I kinda wish companies would do more remakes like this. I'm still waiting on that Duck Tales 2 remaster, WayForward!

But I was thrilled to discover that that stupid crab boss that caused me so much pain and grief on my first run through the game was an absolute cakewalk in the remake. As long as you have good enough weapons and bombs, most of the bosses are a bit of a doddle.


In other news, Nintendo has apparently stopped manufacturing the N.E.S. Mini, even though it never actually caught up with demand. Meaning that the machine was theoretically never on actual store shelves. So strange. I just don't get it. But at least I've got mine. So all is well. ^_^

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

OH MY HEART...

This... is just the greatest thing ever.


There is a Seiken Densetsu Collection (being the first 3 games in the series) coming to Switch in June. Will Seiken 3 FINALLY be translated into English?? Even if it isn't, the Switch is a region-free device, and this cartridge WILL BE MINE!

Saturday, March 18, 2017

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY...

In the past couple of months we have seen new installments in two of my all-time favourite series. Two games that took their traditions in wildly new directions and opened up into big wide explorable worlds. Two games that took years and years to create. Two games with lots and lots of cooking.

One of them was enormously successful...

One was a bit of a disaster...

I am talking, of course, about The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild and Final Fantasy XV.

Let's start with Final Fantasy. And don't get me wrong, this is not the worst game ever made. I made it the whole way through the game, and for a lot of the time, I'd say I was enjoying myself. As a stand-alone game, it's fine. As a numbered part of the Final Fantasy legacy, I'd say it's about the weakest link in the whole series, certainly up there (down there?) with the FFXIII debacle.
 
 
The graphics are undoubtedly stunning, and the game has a very detailed sense of art direction. But I feel like it's a bit TOO realistic. I know that the project was conceived as "a fantasy based in reality," but I hope this doesn't become an ongoing trend in the series. There are certainly no shortage of games trying to look like real life these days. I want fantasy, dammit!

But the storytelling! The plot! The characters! It's just an enormous messy pile of gunk! I barely even know where to start. The story is SO badly told, even though I feel like there is a cool tale buried in there somewhere. It has no idea what kind of story it even wants to tell. Is it a story about the bonds of fraternal friendship? Is it a love story? Is it a story of war and conquest? Is it a story about a boy's fractured relationship with his father? It tries to be all of these things, and in doing so, turns out to be none of them.

I was really hoping that we'd see some real moments of bonding with our four main guys. I was hoping that we'd see specific demonstrations of how much they rely on each other. Real bromance stuff. There was a moment where it looked like it MIGHT have some substance (the scene where Noct and Prompto share a moment sitting out the front of the hotel) but it never really develops from there.

  
In fact, it feels like the game is determined to hold BACK any kind of emotion between the four heroes. (Mild spoilers ahead) In the scene where Noct learns that his father has been killed and his city overtaken by the enemy (which all happens off-camera, unless you were "lucky" enough to watch the 2-hour cutscene known as "Kingsglaive") he is understandably distraught. His entire world has just come crumbling down. Are his supposed "best friends" there for him? Do they comfort him? Hug him? Cry with him? No. They stand on the other side of the room and basically tell him to suck it up and stop being a baby.

The real killer for me though, is the epilogue. Those of you who have finished the game will know the scene I'm talking about. "This is it," I said. "The walls of masculinity will be broken down and they'll finally tell each other how they feel." But no. They cry, but do it silently, in secret. It feels like this scene is just begging for Noctis to say, "I love you guys. You mean the world to me. Thank you for everything you've done." But he doesn't even seem capable of doing that. Eurgh. So no. I didn't take anything away from this story about the bonds of friendship.

The story also seemed to harp on and on about this supposed love story between Noct and Luna, but as anyone who has played the game knows, it's a complete non-event. Why is Luna even IN this story, apart from offering a female lead character? That's about all I can say about that.


So it's just all over the place. Which pretty much sums up the game. It doesn't know what it wants to be. I don't know if I've ever played a game this unfocused before. Is it an open-world game? Sort-of. Sometimes. Can you fast-travel? Yeah, but only if you're in the car. It feels like the game's many systems are all working against each other, and are stopping the game from feeling like a cohesive whole... a stark contrast from the next game I'll be talking about.

But first let me talk about the combat. Ohhhhh, the combat.


It is a MESS. A big, fat mess. I don't think there was a single moment in this game where I enjoyed fighting enemies. Now, I'm 100% for Final Fantasy returning to its turn-based / time-based roots. I think that's what made the series great, and I believe Square-Enix have strayed WAY too far away from it. BUT. I also understand that real-time battle systems can work in Final Fantasy games as well. FFXI, FFXII and FFXIV all have fantastic, strategic and thoughtful real-time styles. And even though pretty much everybody agrees that FFXIII was terribly flawed, its battle system was actually pretty cool. Fairly hands-off - it was mainly about picking the right job for the right moment in the battle - but especially later on in the game when staggering the monster became important, the battles became exciting and strategic.

FFXV's combat is none of this. You run to an enemy (maybe warp to it - an ability that holds no real purpose in the plot or gameplay) and hold the button to auto-attack. Maybe switch to a weapon this monster's weak against. You're supposed to be able to react to things as they happen, but the screen is just a mess of movement, and no one in their right mind would be able to tell what's going on in the fights. Especially when foliage gets in the way of the camera. Sometimes quicktime prompts pop up. "Press Square to parry!" I swear, these only worked for me like 10% of the time. I'd press the button and it'd be too late and I'd get hit.

But that's okay, because if your HP drops to 0, just pop a potion. You're okay. Don't even get me started on how pointless a magic system is where YOU DAMAGE YOUR OWN PARTY MEMBERS WITH YOUR SPELLS.

It's bad, bad, bad. And since its release I've been baffled to hear some people say how much they enjoy it. If there's something I'm somehow failing to see, I went the whole way through the game without seeing it, so there's a problem.

OKAY.

Then there's this...


Ahhhh... Just breathe in that fresh air. Mmmmm.

I'm sure by now you've all heard the gaming press lose its collecting minds over how fantastic Breath of the Wild is. This is what happens when you shake up a formula to a beloved series, but have a cohesive vision and the undeniable skills of Nintendo.

Yes, Breath of the Wild is an absolute must-play. If you haven't got a WiiU or Switch, just go and find one. It is sublime. I finished it today. Here's me preparing to head into Hyrule Castle for the last time.


A lot of people are discussing how Breath of the Wild fares in the Zelda canon. Is it the best one ever? Is it better than Ocarina? To be honest, I find that a hard question to answer. Because, for much of the game, this barely feels like a Zelda game at all. It's certainly got the D.N.A. there. But the overwhelming focus here is on exploration of the big wild world. ("But hasn't that been what Zelda has always been about?" I hear you ask.) Well, yes. But Nintendo really tossed out SO many traditions. And don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing. But Breath of the Wild feels so far removed from the other Zeldas, I have to wonder, where the heck does the series go from here...?

Exploring Hyrule is an absolute delight. How many games can you say you have loved getting lost in? Just going exploring and seeing what you can find. "What's that over on that distant mountain? I'm going to find a way over there to see." This is the first game I've ever played where I have legitimately felt like I could go anywhere and do anything. No invisible walls. Just a massive, MASSIVE world waiting to be discovered.
 
 

But - where FFXV fails - Zelda excels in the combat. At first glance it seems pretty rudimentary. Press the Y button to stab something. And the fantastic thing about that is, it makes the game ACCESSIBLE. My kid nieces and nephews are ADORING this game. They're almost as obsessed as I am! And they don't get all the combat nuances. But they can pick up a controller and succeed at beating up some baddies without too much trouble.

As it turns out, the combat is incredibly detailed. But you discover this as you go. You pick up techniques. Learn skills. By the end, you should be a battle pro.

Its graphics are clearly not as technical as those in FFXV, but I much prefer Zelda's style. The only thing that irks me a bit is how low-contrast the whole game is. A lot of grey, not much black. I know it was a conscious choice, and it definitely gives the game a specific look, but it still bugs me a bit.
 
   
Breath of the Wild is the kind of game that just OWNS you. Whenever I wasn't playing it, I was thinking about it. Imagining all the things I could try when I played it again. And it's such a water-cooler game. Because it is so open-ended, everybody will have their own individual adventures, and it's so great to share stories. And yes, the speed-runners are out in force. I just watched a 51 minute run on the game. Crazy. And so, so cool that Nintendo allowed that to happen. (My final play time was over 75 hours... I'm not quite a speed-runner...)
 
So. Two series that I have loved for decades. Two series where I will buy the latest game, whether it's good or not, just do keep my collection complete. (I'm looking at you, Tri-Force Heroes...)

I have to admit, one of them, with all of the best intentions, dropped the ball and seemed to betray what the series was all about. The other took its series back to its roots and created something entirely new and entirely wonderful.

What are your thoughts...?

Thursday, February 23, 2017

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

Some of you might remember waaaaay back FIVE YEARS AGO...
... I played Phantasy Star IV for the Year of Retro Gaming. And I liked it. A lot. It was probably my most pleasant surprise in the entire Mega Drive library. I had no idea Sega's machine had a genuinely great R.P.G... I got about half-way through the game and then shelved it so that I could move on to the next week's games. (Playing R.P.G.s takes a lot of time, y'know...)
Well, it's taken a long time, but I finished it yesterday! (Woohoo!) I started the game from scratch. Look, as R.P.G.s go, it's not a super-long game. I've seen it estimated at 25-30 hours. But it's a good length.
 
 
I love the manga-inspired cutscenes. I don't think there was anything else like that in other 16-bit R.P.G.s, and it really makes the game stand out. The story is good, although it does change its direction a bit. The opening hours of the game felt really quite refreshing to me, taking the characters into situations I'd rarely seen. But by the end it does move more into the "destroy the ultimate darkness" cliches, and I must admit my interest in the plot waned towards the end.
The battle system is perfectly fine, but for 95% of the game, I found spamming the "Everybody Attack" macro worked fine, with very little reason to experiment with all of the different skills and techniques.
As I said in the video, the naming of all of these skills is ridiculous. I would hope if this ever got a remake they would give them proper names. Every spell and ability in the game looks like it's being presented in a foreign language, and you're supposed to memorise them all. Did my head in!
But all up, it's a really good 16-bit game. Recommended! :)

Monday, February 20, 2017

THE ARTISTRY OF ZELDA

I am loving the pants off Mark Brown's Zelda videos on YouTube. If you want a THOROUGH investigation on how Nintendo builds the dungeons in Zelda games, watch his "Boss Keys" vids. They are brilliant. This is his latest investigation, looking at what makes the very original Legend of Zelda great.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

A DECENT N.E.S. LIBRARY!

So I'm sure many of you have heard that recently, some clever cookies figured out how to hack the OS in the N.E.S. Mini so that it can hold more than 30 games. I can happily tell you that yes, it works. :-)

As awesome as the N.E.S. Mini is, I had two complaints: the stupidly short controller cords and the fact that it only came with 30 games, and according to Nintendo that's all it was ever going to have. Well, sucks to be them!


What do you think of the upcoming Switch console? I've got one pre-ordered, but it's really only for Zelda. I can definitely see why it was moved over to be a Switch game; without it, the launch lineup would be the worst in gaming history! I was actually shocked and really disappointed at the lack of games revealed in the recent presentation. Nintendo has so many teams previously working on 3DS and WiiU games... and heaven knows, there's barely been any of THEM in the past year! So where are the games?? I was hoping for a schedule with a major release every month of the year from March onwards, but at the moment I'm looking like getting Zelda, the Mario Kart update (if that even counts) and Mario Odyssey... but that's not even out until Christmas! I'm crossing everything there's a bunch of aces hidden away that are going to be revealed any day now... I pre-ordered the Neon colour scheme... Still not sure what I think about it... I mean, it's good to have the left and right Joycons easily recognisable by colour... but I don't know how I'm going to cope with the asymmetrical look...


Some other games I've been playing... After loving the re-imagining of A Boy and his Blob, I'm now immersed in another remake that I'd passed by initially... King's Quest! And it's magnificent!


I'm currently in the middle of Chapter 3, and I'm finding it so, so charming and well-written. And while there are some very cute nods to the old games, the creators haven't been afraid to make this its own thing. Graham is a lot more clutzy than he ever used to be... he's quite a bit more Roger Wilco-ish now. But that's fine with me, I always loved Space Quest! Awwwwwww, imagine if Sierra let The Odd Gentlemen have Space Quest! That would be so brilliant! Anyway, I HIGHLY recommend this series if you enjoy a fun fairy-tale adventure game with great storytelling.

The other day I finished The Last Guardian. It's such a bizarre game to look back on. The controls are sloppy. The camera system is TERRIBLE. The puzzles are constantly rudimentary. (Flick a switch, open the gate, flick another switch, open another gate...) The frame-rate sometimes grinds to a halt. BUT! There's Trico.


Oh, I love him. Look at his face! He's so beautiful! I want a real one, and I will cuddle it and climb all over it all day! I was mesmerised by this creature throughout the entire game, and I never for a second doubted that he was a living, breathing animal with feelings. The fact that this digital creature achieves a connection with the player that I don't think has ever been so strong in a video game before, makes all of the game's other shortcomings a lot less important. It is far from a perfect game, but I would recommend that EVERYBODY play it if you have the opportunity!

A couple of days ago I played an entire game in a day! The brand new Shantae game, Half-Genie Hero. It's the fourth in the series, and it's another triumph for WayForward, who are one of my favourite current developers.


It's a lot more straightforward than the fantastic "Pirate's Curse" game that was released a couple of years back. The levels are very linear, although there is a fair amount of back-tracking required once you gain new abilities. I didn't really find any of Half-Genie Hero very challenging, but I didn't mind. The game is so enjoyable, it's fun just playing the levels. And the new hand-drawn graphics are so pretty. I was expecting to pine for long-lost pixel-art, but I didn't at all. It's a beautiful game. Great sense of humour too! When deciding which machine to buy it on, I discovered that it was $7 cheaper on WiiU than the PS4. Which was fine, because I feel like Shantae is more at home on a Nintendo console anyway.

Summer holidays are almost over. :( I'll be heading back to work soon.
I do actually have a few videos planned for later in the year, but they won't happen until I have my new house, and that could be as late as December, so we'll wait and see. Stay cool! :-)

Thursday, December 29, 2016

A BOY & HIS BLOB!

I have to admit, I was keen to try out WayForward's remake of "A Boy And His Blob" back when it was released for the Wii in 2009. But for whatever reason(s) - I think I was usually playing too many other games - I never ended up buying it.

Now, in December 2016, as I gaze over the (admittedly pretty awesome) sales in the PSN, I see the game has been released for PS4, and it's on special! So I buy it.

And oh wow, this game is adorable!! Not only are the hand-drawn graphics absolutely beautiful (even though they are a bit low-res... you can tell this is a Wii game, and it hasn't really been upscaled for HD) but I'm really digging the way they've adapted the gameplay of the original into something new but also familiar. I've just finished the first world (4 worlds in total, 10 levels in each) and I am hooked!

I also squeed with delight just a little bit when I first saw this location...